Sho-chan's car got nitro in it..so surreal Can't wait 4 the unravelling of the butai

Omg I can't stop laughing at those guys, I can imagine Jun's death glare! haha! I'm really enjoying this.. wonder how the butai will turn out..

wahhh!!
the butai just started..
wahhh!!
update please..
onegai..

OMG the butai finally started!! I bet ohno has no idea whats going on XD you can tell by his reactions XD XD

cant wait for the next update!!

g_ann93: oh well... shoganai...

stream84: tokyo drift? my bro was actually watching that movie while i was writing this chapter. he also kept on asking jap translations since there were no subtitles.. mendokusai na...

kashiii, arashikim, k_j, bambino386: oh well... the butai has just begun...

CHAPTER 22:

“You mean that’s the plan?” Ohno asked Sho. They were in an empty parking lot, Sho was leaning on his car and Ohno was pacing around.

“Hai,” Sho said. “That’s the only way so that no one will know,” he added. “But if your mother knows about this false fact, the plan will be harder to carry out.”

“How can we stop Anna’s mother from telling Okaa-san?” he asked.

“I don’t know what Nino’s planning at this moment but I hope that works,” Sho said, sighing.

Ohno saw an empty can and started kicking it to nowhere. “I don’t know, Sho-kun. I don’t want to blame Anna for cooking a story like that.”

“Well, she cooked that up because she really wanted to return here with you. If everything fails there will be a chance that you’ll never see her again,” he said.

“Sho-kun,” Ohno said, stopping from kicking the can. “Do you still like Anna?”

Sho raised his head and looked directly up to the sky. “I told her that I love her so much I don’t want to see her cry,” he said. He laughed a little. “That’s why I’ll help.”

“So… where to get a doctor…”

“I have a friend from Keio,” Sho said. He took his phone and called that friend.

***

“And then Anna-san was really applauded by the audiences,” Aiba said enthusiastically. Anna just nodded as Aiba kept on telling stories that she was not really familiar with.

“Maybe he’s trying to stop my mom to tell her that I’m pregnant,” she thought. “Ah, Mitsuhashi Anna, you’re dragging everyone here!”

She looked at her mother, who was not really intently listening to Aiba’s genki stories, though she patiently and silently listened for polite reasons.

“Ohno-san, are you tired?” Anna whispered to the woman beside her.

“No, my dear. I’m also waiting for Sakurai-kun and ‘Toshi to return,” she said with a smile.

“But it’s already late, you have to go home,” she said in a worried voice. She was indeed worried. “I’ll just tell Satoshi that you went home earlier.”

“But how about…?”

“Daijoubu,” she said, smiling.

“Anou sa… Ohno-san needs to go home,” Anna announced. The three nodded in agreement.

“Hontou ni?” her mother replied, raising an eyebrow. “Well then, we’ll just talk next time.” She stood up to bow and the others followed. Jun went out with her to find a cab.

***

“Ah, Sakurai-sama!” a doctor said, going out of her clinic.

“Sonosa-kun,” Sho said, patting her back.

Ohno bowed in front of her. “Hajimemashite, Ohno Satoshi desu.”

“Hajimemashite, Sonosa Hikaru desu,” she replied, smiling. “What brings you here?” she asked as she motioned them to follow her inside the clinic.

“Sonosa-kun, we need your help,” Sho said with a pout.

“Why? Do we have a patient here?” she asked. “Don’t call me ‘-kun’ anymore, Sakurai-kun.”

“Hai, Sonosa-chan. Is that better?”

“A bit,” she replied. “So, don’t tell me one of you here needs my help. I’m an ob-gyne, you know.”

“That’s why,” Sho said. “Ohno, start telling her…”

And ohno started to tell the story, from the day Anna shouted the words in front of her mother.

The story finished and Sonosa frowned. “And?”

“Sonosa-kun…”

“’-chan’ or ‘-san’ will do…”

“You know how badly we need your help,” Sho said.

“We’re not making testube babies, are we?” she asked.

“Iie,” Ohno answered. He looked at her seriously.

“Don’t tell me…” she started. “You want to pretend that she’s carrying a child then stage a miscarriage?”

“You got that right,” Sho replied.

She sighed as she clicked open and close her pen. “I’m a doctor, not an actress,” she said. “I do not want to participate in this namby-pamby of yours,” she added.

“I guess we can’t get her help, Ohno-kun…” Sho said, his voice trailing away as he led Ohno out.

“Chotto matte,” she called out, standing up and removing her glasses. “But since Sakurai-sama is one of my best friends in college, I’ll take this as a favor.” She winked and did a small salute. “Now sit down. I’ll have to explain some things.”

Ohno and Sho sighed with relief as the doctor explained to them what’s supposed to happen and when is the advised time for Anna to have her ‘miscarriage.’

***

“Whew, Nino-kun, that was close,” Anna said as her mother’s car drove off.

“I know,” he replied. “I panicked when we found out that she’s gone when we got in their house.”

“It made my hair stand up,” Jun said, rearranging his soft curls.

“I think I’m losing energy,” Aiba said. “But the food was great! Umai!”

Anna smiled. “Arigatou. Gomenasai for the trouble,” she added.

“Daijoubu, daijoubu,” Nino replied. “We’re Oh-chan’s friends. We’re your friends. I just feel that…” His phone rang. “Ah, sou… sou… Eh?” He looked at Anna. “Hai, hai… Ja.” He turned to the rest. “I asked Sho-kun and Oh-chan to come over here. We’ll need to talk.”

Sho’s car halted in front of the gate and the two of them came in. “Good news,” he said. “Sonosa-kun, I mean ‘-san’, agreed to work with us.”

“Sugoii! That boyish schoolmate of yours?” Aiba asked.

“Hai. She’s not a boy anymore,” he added. “She told us that she’ll help but only once.”

“So that means we have to plan this very carefully,” Nino said, his small eyes narrowing. “Very carefully…”

***

“What again?” Anna asked as her mother called her by the phone 6:30 in the morning. “Okaa-san, I have work 8:00 AM! Can you stop bothering me?”

“I just thought that you need a check up today,” she said.

“Oh no, no, no,” she said firmly. “I have my work schedule today.”

“I insist. Take a leave. You could live with your credit card, you know.”

“I don’t need a credit card, okaa-san. Stop bothering me at this instant!”

“Iie. If you don’t want me to accompany you, ask your boyfriend…”

“Okaa-san, he also has work!”

“Well, is his work more important than his child?”

“Whatever,” Anna just replied, rolling her eyes.

“I want some examination results this week or you’ll be going home. You’ll never see that idol guy again.”

Those words really made Anna stand up. “Okaa-san!”

“Hora! Now, go to an examination with him!”

“Do I have a choice?” her mother hung up. Anna buried her face on the pillow. “Satoshi! Okaa-san wants us to go to an examination!” she wailed on the phone. She was already crying. The thought that her mother will drag her back to the Philippines, never to see Ohno again (and maybe ban her from any Arashi goodies that sported his face) made her cry madly.

“Eh? We have to ask the guys!” Ohno replied. “What time will you arrive here?”

“8 AM. I have to choreograph M.A.D., you know,” she said.

“Well, I guess you really have to cancel that appointment. We’ll go to Sonosa-sensei,” he said.

She almost forgot their accomplice doctor. “Hai.”

“I’ll be there by 8 AM,” he said, hanging up.

Anna threw the phone, literally, on her bed as she stood up, only wearing really short shorts and a large shirt that almost revealed the right side of her body. She was still tired choreographing the song given to her as a comeback.

She took a shower and wore a simple pink blouse and leggings. She ate the microwaved ramen that was in the fridge. “Seriously, I can’t live in ramen forever,” she said as she tried to eat. The taste was fading as it was reheated.

The doorbell rang two hours later and Ohno, wearing a large jacket that made him look like a hanger, went inside. “Anna…. Sho-kun just called and he told us Sonosa-sensei allowed us to go. She really doesn’t have clinic now but…”

For the first time ever, Anna discovered that Ohno knew how to drive. He was using his mother’s car. And because of that, they were driving only with the first gear.

“Umm… Satoshi, what time do we plan to go to the clinic?” Anna asked, her patience losing.

“Gomen,” he said. “I am just nervous driving with you.”

Anna watched as his hands were shaking on the wheel. “Err… Satoshi, we’re on the road for about an hour! Can’t you go any faster?”

“Ah… hai,” he replied as he tried to hit the second gear. They were really slow that if there was a law against underpseeding, they’d be caught (is there a rule for underspeeding?).

An hour later, they arrived in front of the hospital. Sonosa was waiting in front of her clinic, an eyebrow raised. “What took you so long? I have an appointment an hour later!” she said.

“Gomen,” Anna apologized. “We were just stuck in traffic,” she lied.

“Get inside,” she told the two of them. She closed the door of the clinic. It felt awkward that the two of them were sitting at THAT kind of clinic. They did not even dream of it in two or even in five years.

“I thought Sakurai-sama told me to participate only once,” she said, folding her arms.

“We can’t just go to any ob-gyne to ask for pregnancy results,” Anna retorted.

“Sou ka… so what do you need? Actually, if your case is just a week long or something we could just say that it cannot be detected by ultrasound… yet,” she said smartly. “So I’ll just do some checkup and give a record for you to show.”

“Do I really have to go through checkup?” Anna asked.

“Mochiron! Now follow me. Ohno-kun, stay here,” she told Ohno, who was about to stand up.

A few minutes later, they returned. Sonosa sat down and started to scribble down on a piece of record paper. “I think this will be enough,” she said, giving the paper to the two of them. “If you want to do your plan, I suggest you do it fast. Don’t make that longer than a month.”

“Hai,” they both chorused as they stood up to leave.

Sonosa’s phone rang. “Hai. Daijoubu,” she said.

***

Ohno’s sleeping peacefully after a twenty-four-hour dance practice when he heard rampaging up the stairs, and into his room.

“Satoshi!” his mother exclaimed, hugging him tightly.

He blinked a few times because everything was still a blur. “Eh, okaa-san, doushita?” he finally asked as his mother was beaming at him with tears on her eyes. He looked at the clock. It was 10 AM in the morning. “Okaa-san, I’ve only slept for about two hours…”

She hugged him again. “At last, my dear. At last…”

“At last what? Eh, okaa-san, I still can’t understand what you’re talking about,” he wondered. “What is it this time?”

“Omedetou gozaimasu!” his sister greeted from the door. She was wearing her office clothes.

“Eh, Onee-chan, what are you doing here? Is it my birthday already?” he asked. As far as he could remember, it’s not yet November.

His mother hugged him tighter. “Okaa-san! Tell me what’s going on!”

“You did not tell me I’ll be having a grandchild,” she said happily.

“Grandchild?” Ohno repeated. It was a minute later after he realized. “Grandchild? Who told you that?”

“You see, otouto, I came to see a client,” his siter explained. “This client asked after I intrduced myself, ‘Are you in any way related to Ohno Satoshi?’ and I said, ‘yes, he’s my brother.’ And then she told me that her daughter is pregnant with your child. And then I told okaa-san.”

“I thought I won’t ever have a grandchild from you with that career of yours,” their mother sobbed.

“Chotto matte. Can you please get out of my room for a while?” Ohno asked, his jaw still dropping at the fast turn of events.

***

“This is really a small world,” Jun said, cleaning his fingernails. “Your sister even works for her?”

“They shouldn’t have known!” Ohno said. “This will make things harder for all of us.”

“I know. But we have to do this fast. First, you must have a reason for your miscarriage,” Nino said, pacing here and there.

“Chotto matte,” Sho said, standing up. “Isn’t it good for pregnant women to do strenuous activities? Like dancing, perhaps!”

“Hai, good idea, Sho-kun. Let’s make Anna-san stop dancing,” Aiba said.

Jun hit him. “Baka!” he said.

“Aiba-chan, you’re making things worse if you do that. Anna-san can’t just stop dancing without a reason to the Jimusho since she just restarted dancing,” Nino explained.

“Anna-san needs to act like she doesn’t want to stop dancing, ne?” Jun asked.

“Hai,” Nino replied. “What do you think, Anna-san?”

“Well, that’s a good idea, I suppose,” she said.

“Well then, if we stage that she’s having her miscarriage while teaching kids how to dance, what will the Jimusho think?”

“Well, we have to make them to our accomplices,” Aiba suggested.

“M.A.D.? No way!” Nino said. “Their mouths never stop moving.”

“I’ll be shifting back to Hey!Say!JUMP for their concert tour,” Anna said.

Sho smiled. “I think they’re a better crowd.”

“They worship Anna-san!” Jun said, laughing. He tried to imitate scqueaky voices. “We love Anna Nee-chan!”

Nino smirked. “Yeah. They think of her as the goddess of all dance moves,” he said.

Anna blushed. “They do not!”

“They do. Especially Chinen-kun,” Sho said. He creepily imitated the kid. “I like Anna nee-chan and Ohno-kun together!”

Anna made a weird expression. “Don’t tell me I’m just going to bleed in the middle of choreographing those kids. They would surely tell everyone about it!”

“Exactly! That’s my plan!” Nino said. “We’ll be outside waiting and I’ll spray those kids with…”

“Nino, that’s too violent. This is not some RPG of yours, you know,” Sho said.

“What I mean is that we have to make it believable. It’s easy to stop the brats from rattling that ‘Anna nee-chan is bleeding! She was pregnant! It’s obvious, it’s Ohno-kun’s baby! WAAHH!!’” Nino said in a weird expression while running around.

“So, at that time we’ll be waiting around to tell them the real story. We need some witnesses, you know,” Jun said. “With Aiba’s unstoppable mouth, it looked like your mother got a little suspicious. She might even start researching about us.”

“Matsujun, we’re not in Hana Yori Dango…”

“But that’s the way I was thinking too,” Aiba butted in. “She might do some research and discover everything, Anna-san. Riida told me that your family is really rich.”

“Well, that is in the Philippines,” Anna said.

“Anna, didn’t you ever know that she has partners here?” Sho asked. “I also did some research. If I’m not wrong, she also has connections with press people and with a flick of a finger, she could release this news with a bang. Bye bye, Arashi.”

“So are you telling me that this really looks like Jun-kun’s drama?” Anna asked disbelievingly. She was really freaking out.

“Not really because this one’s creepier,” Nino said.

“So, are we going to do this or what?” Jun asked impatiently, stopping everyone to talk about his past drama series.

WHOA.

this is like hana yori dango 3

i can see it now! heading to the small screens! :O XD this feels like a drama series already! i praise you for your magnificent imagination!

Ooo,I agree with Kashiii,this certainly fells like HYD-Ohno Satoshi's version.....

Although I hope their plan succed,I wonder what will happens next.Satoshi's mom surely be sad,wouldn't she?

ooowaaaa...i'm getting more excited and anxious!!!
cnt w8 for the nxt chap!!!

choshi!!! ganbatte! sugoi datte!!!
wahaha,,..

Yeah, it's getting more interesting..

Brothers can be like that sometimes.

As for the chapter, Those guys better play their cards right. If they don't there will an even bigger mess for them to clean up afterwards.

ganbatte minna!!

can't wait for the next chapter..

update!...

CHAPTER 23: (this is called… GUILT ATTACK!)

“It has been a long while, ne?” Ohno-san said as they were in the grocery to replenish their supplies. She was talking about the last time they had groceries together.

“Hai,” Ohno replied, not really sure what they’re talking about.

She stopped by a stand and started to take her choice brands. “What will you name your child?” she suddenly asked as she watched Ohno prod on the displayed beef.

He looked at her and blinked a few times. “Name? Okaa-san, she’s just…”

“Wakatta, wakatta,” she said, as she crouched beside her son to get some fish. “But it was at that same time when we planned your sister’s name, and your name.” she stood up again and spotted a father, a mother and their baby looking for baby food. “Well, I love your name. It means quick-witted and clear-thinking.”

“Oh yeah? Then why am I not thinking clearly? Why am I not quick-witted? Why do I always space out?” Ohno thought to himself. “Ah, sou… sou…”

“If it’s a girl, it would be nice to call her Chieko, a wise child. Or Fumiko, Eri!”

“Okaa-san, those are too common,” Ohno complained. Then he did not stop his mouth from talking. “I want a girl named Hoshizora.” He closed it quickly. “Why am I saying stuff like these?”

“Hoshizora? That’s quite… remarkable,” she just said. “And if it is a boy…”

“Satoru,” he said, choosing yogurt flavors from the shelf. “Or Taro…”

“Ah, where did you get those names, ‘Toshi?” she asked. “They’re all quite… deep.”

Ohno looked at her shyly. “Anou… umm… I read it from a baby book.”

***

“Hai,” Anna said. “Mendukosai na…” she sighed at the pond in front of her. She slowly walked towards Ohno’s house where his mother was waiting for her.

“Anna-chan!” she said, hugging her. “I’m so glad to see you. Come inside,” she said.

“Hai,” she replied. She felt awkward since the last time she stepped inside the house was shen she screamed and kicked Ohno’s door. “Why did you call me today, Ohno-san?”

“Okaa-san…” she said.

“Okaa-sa… eh?” she said, shocked.

“Well, it looks like you’ll be my daughter-in-law in a few months time,” she said. “Here, come here.”

They entered a dusty room. Ohno-san… or okaa-san removed the white cloth covering the piles of boxes. “What is this?” Anna asked as she saw some baby things.

“Well, my son used to use them,” she said. “Even though I am quite aware that you came from a well-to-do family and all that stuff, I would just like to share precious things here.”

Anna was just silent as she started to tell stories of Ohno’s youth, some facts making her laugh. But she was starting to feel guilty as she animatedly told her of her dreams for her grandchild.

“Ah, I see your way of taking care of babies is different, ne?” she asked as Anna looked in confusion on some things in the room.

“Sumimasen,” she apologized.

“No need to,” she said. “Let’s go down. It’s stuffy here. It’s bad for the baby.” She got out of the room, leaving Anna staring at the wall where Ohno’s baby picture was hung.

“She makes me feel guilty,” she sighed.

***

“Anna Nee-chan! We thought you’ll leave us!” Morimoto wailed before hanging on her neck. They weer currently having their rehearsals in the same private dance studio where she choreographed Arashi for their concert.

“Oi, stop hanging from my neck, Morimoto-kun,” she said bossily. “You two,” pointing at Yabu and Inoo, “Stop playing and come over here. Seriously, you ten are getting harder to manage.”

Anna carefully moved so that nobody notices it. Unfortunately, the nosy Chinen noticed it. “Nee-chan, doushitano?”

“Betsuni… anou… my stomach muscles are aching so suddenly,” she said, pretending to be in pain.

“That’s bad,” Okamoto sighed. “I’m hungry too.”

“It’s not that,” she replied. “I’m not hungry.”

“Ah, nee-chan’s sick!” Takaki said in realization. “What if you just rest there and give us a brea…”

“Uruseiyo! No break! Now get up from the floor and start warming up!” she said like a military officer.

“Indeed, she is…” she heard Yamada and Nakajima whispering. Chinen joined the club, sitting down on their laps.

“Doesn’t she look a little… bigger?” Yamada asked.

“And her temper changed,” Nakajima added.

“Do you think Ohno-kun and her…?” Chinen chirped in a low voice.

“Chi… ecchi desu!” Yamada replied, ruffling his hair.

Anna raised her eyebrows. “What are you talking about?” she roared.

“Betsuni!” the three chorused as they ran to their ‘find-your-height’ places.

Anna looked at the wall mirror. “Did I grew bigger?” she thought. “It’s impossible, isn’t it? I’m not really pregnant, am I?”

Anna’s phone rang. “Is it time?” Nino asked. “We’re just across the street by the closed udon stand.”

“Hai, wakatta,” Anna replied.

“Call your okaa-san,” Nino reminded.

“Hai. Wakatteru,” Anna said.

“Anna-san, ganbarou!” he shouted through the phone. They both hung up.

“Moshi moshi?” her mother said.

“Anou… Okaa-san, we need to talk later, after the rehearsals,” she said.

“Rehearsals? You’re pregnant! Why are you having rehearsals?” her mother replied indignantly. “You come home this instant!”

“Ja matta,” Anna just replied, hanging up and shutting down her phone.

“Now, I want all of you to stay put while I show you the choreography,” she said as she pressed the player on.

***

“Ohno-kun, why are you reading that?” Sho asked, taking the book from him. “How to Prepare for Your First Baby.” He laughed his genuine laugh. “Don’t tell me you’re taking this seriously!”

“Okaa-san gave this book to me,” he replied. “I think it’s a good book. I’ve also been reading baby names…”

“You don’t need to do that, Oh-chan. You can just name the child Arashiko,” Nino said.

“Arashiko? Didn’t you just give that name to me and told me I could use that name for my child in the future too?” Aiba asked.

“Kowaii na,” Jun said. “If all our children are named ‘Arashiko’.”

A shrill scream was heard from the secluded dance studio, making Ohno accidentally rip the page he was holding.

“What do you think happened?” Sho asked Nino, who smirked.

“A sudden spur of the moment,” he said, flipping his phone open. “Hai. Hai. Daijoubu dayo!”

A minute later, Ohno’s phone rang. “Ohno-kun!” It was Chinen, once again. “Nee-chan’s bleeding! Hayaku”

“BLEEDING?” the four chorused as they heard the voice from the phone.

“What the…?” Nino asked. “I have not planned this.” All of them ran towards the dance studio.

Three of the BEST members were carrying Anna as her face was stuck in a weird expression. “Ohno-kun, you’re here!” Okamoto yelled.

“Nee-chan suddenly started bleeding!” Morimoto wailed, scared.

“This is not the plan,” Ohno thought. He had to to do som ad libs. “Hai. We’ll take her to the hospital,” Ohno said, carrying Anna.

“We’re coming with you!” Yamada said, insistent.

“Iie!” Jun said. “All of you, ride inside the car!” he ordered, pointing to Sho’s Pajero. The ten scrambled inside, feeling they should really follow his order.

Nino and Aiba rode inside Ohno’s car, when, for the first time, he drove faster. “Anna-san, what happened?” Nino asked. “This is not the plan.”

~~~~

ending a fanfic is like seeing the last encore of a concert, ne?

i think anna's really pregnant..

Oh god,Maybe withou them realizing it,she really is pregnant.....That's bad....

okay....waht!!! gosh, she really is....preggy?!?!
wahaha...nice one satoshi!!
lol...eh? its gonna be over? wahhh....
anyway...pls continue....hehe...